"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage"
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
State of the Viking Union
Welcome friends, relatives, all 12 readers:
It is my pleasure to inform you tonight today that the State of the Union is good. 2011 brought us many great joys and countless blessings. Although the first 6 months of the year were filled with vomiting, fatigue, approximately 1,387,602 trips to the bathroom and swollen ankles, Joshua Mark blessed us with his arrival in early July. The great state of Minnesota continues to wage war against us with their repeated requests for The Viking's assistance at their branch up in Minneapolis. Sleep deprivation, back injuries and staph infections are also enemies of this state who should be on notice that we consider them part of the Axis of annoyance Evil. Appropriate action will be taken if they continue to draw us into battle. In 2012 we look forward to relocating the center of our government to another small town and being closer to our representatives family. We know many new surprises will be in store for us in the coming year but feel prepared to handle them so long as we stand united.
Good night and God Bless The U.S.A. (and the U.V.H.*)