A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse

We have a pretty strict rule here on Ho Hum Drive. You never shoot good guys. Shooting bad guys is okay, encouraged actually. Stomp has been known to burst into Mama's bedroom while she gets ready for a nap and "clear" the room of bad guys. We're big, here at HHD, on cowboys, six shooters and bad guys who just need a killin. You need to know that to appreciate the silliness of this morning's conversation with Stomp.

Stomp - "Mama, look? This droid (I've already forgotten which droid, btw) he has cannons and guns and he shoots all the good guys!"
Mama - "Nathan Michael, we NEVER shoot good guys!"
Stomp - "but Mama, the droids are bad guys (does that help you Star Wars fans to know which droids he means?) so of course they shoot good guys"
Mama - "I understand, but you are never allowed to shoot good guys, we don't do that here"
Stomp - "oh Mama, you're so silly! These are PRETEND good guys, they're not real!"


...Okay then.

"The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage."