If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead

Some background...I have long, soft red hair. I mean really long...It hangs to my waist. I wear it down a lot. The last time I went in for an eye checkup, the guy who adjusted my glasses decided he couldn't resist the urge to run his fingers through it. Awwwwwwwkwaaaaard. Today was my follow-up appointment. I reminded myself about a million times to make sure I put my hair up today so no one would get too frisky with all this pretty red hair.

Actual text-ual conversation between me and my bff Taryn.

Me: I may never get out of here.
Her: Why? Is Glasses Guy holding you hostage by your ponytail?

And, that my friends is why she's my Peas. I laughed so hard I snorted. Talk about sexy awkward.